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Your favorite color is:
[] candy red: a fuckass
[] red:an undead robot
[] orange-brown: a cripple
[] yellow: a dick
[] green: a crazy cat girl
[] jade green: a lesbian vampire
[] green blue: a blind asswipe
[] light blue: a hug bitch
[] blue: a penis wrinkle
[] indigo: a stoned clown
[] aquatic purple: a Harry Potter wannabe
[] royalty purple: a wonder panties
[x]black: because I made this certain one and I'm a juggalo
Your favorite trait is:
[] 69: who is loved by blind people
[] robot: that Equius wants to make out with
[] 3D: who will always be a dick
[] cat: who likes a fuckass 69 at the top
[] vampire: who will make out with Rose
[] blind: who likes the color red most
[] huge bitch: who is just a plain old rule 8r8ker
[] strong: who has huge muscle tits
[] clowny: who loves to drink Faygo
[x] wizard: who is forevver alone
[] pure royality: who says "Pc)(oooo....."
Your favorite sign is:
] Aries: who ran naked with
[] Taurus: who became crippled with
[] Gemini: who was being a dick with
[] Cancer: who called ... a fuckass
[] Leo: who pounced
[] Virgo: who desgined a dress for
[] Libra: who did the What Now dance with
[] Scorpio: who h8ted h8ters with
[] Sagittarius: who used manergy with
[x] Capricorn: who drank Faygo with the motherfucker named
[] Aqarius: who was hitting on
[] Pisces: who said glub to
Your zodiac sign is:
[] Aries: Aradia Megido
[] Taurus: Tavros Nitram
[] Gemini: Sollux Captor
[] Cancer: Karkat Vantas
[] Leo: Nepeta Leijon
[] Virgo: Kanaya Maryam
[] Libra: Terezi Pyrope
[] Scorpio: Vriska Serket
[] Sagittarius: Equius Zahhark
[x] Capricorn: Gamzee Makara
[] Aquarius: Eridan Ampora
[] Pisces: Feferi Peixes
The day you were born on is:
[] 1: because Bill Cosby told you to
[] 2: because you killed your lusus
[] 3: because you have sexy legs
[] 4: because you love man titties in your face
[] 5: because you drank too much Faygo
[] 6: because youre forever alone
[] 7: because you made out with Bro
[] 8: because youre motherfucking crazy
[ ] 9: because you like trickster outfits
[] 10: because youre jealous of everyone
[] 11: because h8ters will h8
[] 12: because you like Fruit Gushers
[] 13: because you bluhed when you drank TaB
[] 14: because youre a son of a Bieber
[] 15: because youre the midwife here
[] 16: because you love Octopimp
[] 17: because you support Nicholas Cage to play Equius
[] 18: because you never loved trolls in the first place
[x] 19: because youre too strong for this quiz
[] 20: because you love the Ice King
[] 21: because you drank Powerthirst
[] 22: because you love to roleplay
[] 23: because you have awesome tits
[] 24: because you like 69
[] 25: because you wanna be a penis wrinkle
[] 26: because you HATE candy red
[] 27: because you say motherfuck all the time
[] 28: because youre ancestor told you to
[] 29: because youre on the creeper side
[] 30: because you never use censor bars
[] 31: because you got a dick like Jegus